weirdralph
 Be grateful for tough problems at work. If they were any easier, somebody dumber might have your job.

 

 

ChanceEncounter @thesocialistpig hey now, stop talking about beating off to porn like it's a bad thing.

 

 

Cynicor Dick Cheney is backstage, holding a pistol to the Morning Joe producer's temple. "That's right...just keeeeep her on the air..."

 

 

1txsage1957 Michael Phelps ads prove a new cultural tolerance of marijuana http://short.to/itlt

 

 

dpbkmb RT #followfriday @revtrev @Iconic88 @prosperitygal: War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.

 

 

cybil_d We are out of non-dairy creamer in the office. I'm thinking of sacrificing an intern to the god of powdered milk substitutes.

 

 

MizzWelch I'm watching Yo Gabba Gabba w/ my 2 yr old. Feel like I'm watching a Palin interview.

 

 

spacetrucker going to Taco Hell to get me a burrito. then later I will take a republican & wipe my conservative. LOL. BBL. (think I am outta beer 2)

 

 

ddjango Boffin predicts pee-powered cars http://bit.ly/7ItEw || then if we had some moaning to it, Sarah Palin could power a whole fleet

 

 

ElyssaD CLICK TO CALL CONGRESS: It doesn't get any easier than this! http://bit.ly/u01Rk @thesocialistpig @kristenmchugh22 @RayBeckerman